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Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out
Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

mexican deep clean 

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.
I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.
mexican deep clean by JigsBigBro December 13, 2015

deep cleaning 

When you use a q-tip to clean the schmegma out of your boyfriend's pizzle.
Rachel can't come out tonight...she's busy giving her man a deep cleaning.
deep cleaning by LPizzle September 13, 2006

Deep cleanse 

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.
Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.
Deep cleanse by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

Deep South Cleaning 

Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.
Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth
Deep South Cleaning by BBQDolly September 17, 2010

Deepcleaner Dick

The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.
Her insides got cleaned by this deepcleaner dick!
Deepcleaner Dick by Gambas May 26, 2025