Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

Danger Finger by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

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Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

Five-finger dinger by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

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Related Words

Danger Finger • Five-finger dinger • Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger • dinger flinger • danger wank • danger noodle • Danger Zone • Danger Mouse • danger close • Danger Kitten

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger

A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.

Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger by Martha Barreto May 2, 2005

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dinger flinger

Garage door opener

Is the dinger flinger in your car?

dinger flinger by Justanotherschmuck January 16, 2023

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