Dachshound 

Wrong way to spell dachshund.

Incorrect: Dachshound is not correct.
Correct: Dachshunds are a type of dog.

Dachshound by Persondudewhatever June 11, 2006

Dachshound 

A little, longish dog, breed originally to chase badgers ("dachs" in German) and foxes out of their burrow´s. Mean, egocentric creatures with a huge self esteem and sharp teeth.

Badgers are great animals. They only fear god and the mighty dachshound.

Dachshound by Terrible Toby February 16, 2006

sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

sweaty dachshund by milm October 19, 2008

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

Sammy the dachshund by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

Crotch-Dachshund 

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

Crotch-Dachshund by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

Lump the dachshund 

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

Lump the dachshund by Gallerist January 8, 2021

Dachshund 

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .

Dachshunds are long and cute.

Dachshund by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017