DSTBS

Don't stress that bullshit

"You realise the test for after lunch, right?"
"DSTBS i'll cram before"

DSTBS by ,kjhflkhfkljz\hlkh\jk October 17, 2016

DSTs 

Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?

Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."

DSTs by Jimmy the Swartz November 7, 2011

DSTB 

Dick slap that bitch

Yell out DSTB as one of your buddys are walking into a bedroom with a chick. Me and my buddys used this for sooo long before the girls figured out what it was. Use this as your beer pong team name too.

DSTB by seanc0 December 13, 2009

Dtbs 

Dont text back syndrome

Ed - why does every girl i talk to never text back?

Taylor - cause they have dtbs

Dtbs by xVoltaze July 3, 2023

DSTSS

Don't sweat the small stuff

When someone is stressing out.. making a mountain out of a mole hill.. remind them... DSTSS

DSTSS by northernnursingstudent May 16, 2009

dstb 

Dick Smaller Than Balls

Yo dude, I think I have DSTB.

dstb by YoshiKool September 2, 2004

Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs) 

Bangs cut across the brow to enable optimal dick suckage with minimal bang interference.

Dayumn girl you got some fresh new Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs) by Chance08 January 18, 2011