DORKAPOTOMUS 

is a dirivative of the word dork and hippopotomus.

My Sister in Law is Dorkapotomus.

DORKAPOTOMUS by AmandaMichele October 20, 2009

dorkapotamus 

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

dorkapotamus by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

dorkopotamus 

Someone you care deeply for, and you just wanna tease them. :)

Babe your such a dorkopotamus, its so cute.

dorkopotamus by desiiiiiiiiii December 12, 2009

Dorkapotomas 

A woman who is completely clueless that she is socially retarded.

Ariana is such a dorkapotomas. She has like no friends!

Dorkapotomas by Stinky fred April 14, 2009

Donkapotimus 

a person who lacks common sense and acts with ignorance and stupidity.

(noun) Brittney Spears shaved her head because she is a donkapotimus.
My best friend is a donkapotimus for falling off the roof.

Donkapotimus by Parkerm3 January 4, 2011

Dankapotomusrex 

A mythical creature created by a guy named Dusty. This creature is a duck, hippo, and a t-rex.

omg look theres a dankapotomusrex.

Dankapotomusrex by hi200012039032 January 13, 2016

dickapotomus 

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.

Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.

dickapotomus by Cblantooo April 17, 2017