DFAI 

Is short for "due for an injury".

Person 1: "Hey I will trade you this guy for your best player."
Person 2: "Naa man, that dude is always injury prone. He is DFAI."

DFAI by Abusement Park July 14, 2017

dFailure

When you get a D in school and feel like you failed the class- even though you didn’t. The “d” is silent.

“Shit! I got a dFailure in Science..”
‘You got a D in science tho?’
“Yeah, it FEELS like I failed.. but I didn’t”

dFailure by Ray Hates Milk January 20, 2022

dfairbanks 

one who gets denied head from two girls and pretends to be drunk; one who is #wazz

this guy at the party was a total dfairbanks

dfairbanks by alshaan April 27, 2004