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Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.
Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
by Jamieltd June 6, 2011
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Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
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