Cum Monkey

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

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cum monkey

A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.

Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!

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Cum Monkey by Lenord December 14, 2007

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a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

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a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes

Jessica Struckhoff, I can't believe you just called the security officer Wilbur for a week, thats not his name. You are such a cum monkey

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when someone crawls all over you while cumming

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when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

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