Cromptch 

The sound a dog makes when eating a tasty snack.

I threw my dog a bone and she cromptched it.

Cromptch by Ang0071974 August 8, 2019

Comptche 

A town in the middle of the redwood forest where every single person living there grows weed.

1-What do you do for a living?
2-Well, I'm from Comptche, what do you think?
1-Ohhh, in that case, can i buy some weed man?

Comptche by Denden11 July 15, 2011

cromptchy 

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

cromptchy by DisgruntledDev September 7, 2021