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Crisstian 

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.
"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.
Crisstian by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010
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Crisstian 

a crisstian is an amazing person with one of the best personalities in the world. They are the most kind and caring person you will ever come across. Crisstian's hilarious and can make feel better whenever your down. They are known for his awesome hair even if he doesnt agree. "Crisstian" is the true definition of a ninja. They're the person you always want to be around, the person who can always make you smile. They give the best hugs and is there for you whenever where ever. Crisstians are total sexbombs and everyone wants one. They're talented in everyway especially musically. They are loyal to his friends. A Crisstian is the kind of person everyone wants to know.
person a: how do you spell sexbomb?
person b: crisstian

guy: you are the nicest and most awesome person in the world and im lucky to have you
girl: dont tell bull everyone knows your just using the deffinition for a crisstian.

guy a: omg! did u see that ninja??
guy b: um dude dont you mean a crisstian?
Crisstian by fateyedginger. November 23, 2010

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

Prestonwood Christian Academy

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.
Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!
Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011