Cow Pen 

Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.

Morgan blinded me with her cow pen.

Cow Pen by cookiequeens December 23, 2009

cow penis 

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

cow penis by cow penis June 24, 2020

kick the cow and steal a penny 

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

kick the cow and steal a penny by t bear September 28, 2005

cowpen 

The zone where women prepare and warm up as they prepare to enter the game.

The dancing and laughing country leader was rocking the Cowpen as she prepared for the next days’ NATO meeting.

cowpen by RayRayBeLove2020 August 19, 2022