Cotato 

Cock potato

Illuminator, you sir are a cotato. Get use to it!

Cotato by candycandycandy November 24, 2011

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

cotto's 

(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.

Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!

cotto's by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 8, 2011

soggy cottonbottoms 

Sweaty underwear

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

soggy cottonbottoms by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009

cotton job 

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.

cotton job by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016

Cotaroy 

Basically someone who fucking hates everything

John: hey man that girl is pretty hot
Cotaroy: I HATE GIRLS FUCK U

Cotaroy by Ça February 6, 2019