Costelloed 

The act of an official in a correctional facility getting bested by an inmate. Having "the wool pulled over you're eyes". This often happens when the said official always thinks they are right and tries to get an inmate only to have the inmate get one over on them.

Officer Smith is always tring to catch inmate Jones breaking the rules but Jones always costellos Officer Smith. Smith must be sick of getting costelloed all the time

Costelloed by pacheco1990 June 19, 2012

Costello Clapp 

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.

After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.

Costello Clapp by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

costello 

One of the best surnames going. Belonging only to those who are deemed by god the sexiest people in existence.

OMG - is that a costello?

costello by johnny smith-face March 24, 2009

elvis costello 

a monumental musician with a good sound and quality lyrics. recently inducted into the hall of fame. banned from SN for 20 years for changing songs mid song on the show.

Radio Radio

elvis costello by Do you care? March 28, 2003

elvis costello 

1. British musician and songwriter (1955- ), born Declan MacManus. Noted for his witty, often-sarcastic lyrics, his nasal voice and (especially on later albums) habit of standing too close to the microphone when singing, and his thick, black-rimmed glasses.

2. A geek who, despite his obvious geekiness, is possessed of such talents that he's revered by other geeks and not ostracized by society in general.

3. "Elvis Costello glasses": thick, black-rimmed glasses of the sort worn by Elvis Costello.

1. "I just spent half the money in my bank account on Elvis Costello albums."

2. "Yeah, he's a nerd, but he's cooler than any of us -- like some kind of Elvis Costello".

3. "I am so sick of those whiny emo kids in their sweaters and Elvis Costello glasses."

elvis costello by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

costello 

someone who is very immature and sarcastic at times, but ultimately funny in being so. This person also has sadistic ways of going about things, but can be very serious about certain things. Costellos always push people to do their best. They are also very soft on the inside, and may disguise liking you in forms of teasing and sarcastic comments. All in all, Costello's are very beneficial to have in your life if you know their rules and play by them.

My swim coach is such a costello, but he's the best coach I've ever had.

costello by someswimmer333 April 4, 2009

noah costello 

a sexy mf

do you see that guy over there he looks like a Noah Costello

noah costello by dream is invalid February 22, 2022