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Cooktail Hour 

This will be our cooktail hour drink!! We would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the damn food!! We should send that to the Urban Dictionary.



Cooktail hour. The hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. Usually done on a busy holiday like Thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.
T: Hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? It’s almost cooktail hour.

K: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!
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Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.