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congratumafuckinlations 

When you give a girl congrats with so much force that it penetrates her vagina you give her a congratumafuckinlations
Joel: hey jessica!

Jessica: Yeah?

Joel: Congratumafuckinlations on that perfect math score!

Jessica: Oh oh oh! JOEL!!! OH MY GOD!! UUUHHHHH!

Congratafuckalations 

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.
Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!
Congratafuckalations by JiggaBean December 8, 2010

congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.
When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"
congratufuckalations by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026