Confisteal 

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

Confisteal by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

confisted 

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

confisted by Toein my ass June 16, 2017

confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

confistent by Tokyosea June 27, 2014