Colombasaurus

1. A mythical dinosaur that roamed present-day Colombia during the Cretaceous Period.

2. A Colombian person doing an impression of a dinosaur.

1. Long ago, Colombasauruses roamed the Andes...

2. Carlos: Rawr!
Joe: WTF?
Carlos: Rawr!
Sheila: It's ok, he's a Colombasaurus.

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Colognasaurus

Someone who habitually wears too much cologne or perfume, and is thus frequently guilt of being cologntagious.

Everytime I go near that Colognasaurus I end up smelling like him for the rest of the day!

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a large, bipedal carnivore that enjoys cheap bottles of wine and Dallas Green

Wanna have a wesh this week Chlobasaurus Rex?

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