Colindres 

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

Colindres by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Ava Colindres 

Ava is the sweetest gal that you'll ever meet. She is caring, loving, funny and smart. You will enjoy every second you spend with her. ILYSM ava! Any boy that dates Ava, EVER, will know that she is out of his league. Her life will be like this until she finds a man WORTHY enough of her love, which will be very difficult. Ava Colindres is the BEST

Ava Colindres is the BEST FRIEND EVER!

Ava Colindres by No one I am February 13, 2020

Firing on all cylinders 

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

Firing on all cylinders by smoking_acez May 1, 2018

Cylindrist 

Derived from a Latin word 'cylindro' which means a roller. A Cylindrist is someone who specializes in preparing and serving joints or blunts.

It sucks to have weed and paper but no cylindrist.

Quick my blunts breaking, do we a cylindrist on deck.

Cylindrist by Nineofour 061719 June 16, 2019

Colinesque 

Endlessly searching for better, faster, cooler regardless of the usability or the price

He want's to change his site again? That is sooo colinesque

Colinesque by mvrekic June 1, 2009

colinesque 

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do

Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...

colinesque by andrei radu April 23, 2007

colinder

colinder is a word describing what your friend or loved one may try to reference as a metal bowl shaped kitchen utensil used to drain pasta.

mate 1: "hey dude, can you pass me that colinder?"
mate 2 "whats a colinder? did you mean calendar?"
mate 1 " no that bowl with the holes in it"

colinder by lil-xander. August 14, 2018