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Coconutting 

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.
I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.
Coconutting by madokatan August 7, 2017

Coconutting 

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.
1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
Coconutting by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

coconuttin 

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.
Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle

coconutting 

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.
what is coconutting?

Coconutting 

Code for gay sex in a tropical location.
Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.
Coconutting by dcxoffender April 2, 2009

coconutting 

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.
Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!
coconutting by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017