Cobbism 

The ignorant rants of a douche-bag that is not limited to bigotry or racist remarks.

Man, did you hear Andrew's cobbism yesterday? He said that the French didn't have anything to do with the Statue of Liberty because they hate Americans.

Cobbism by voyaged March 5, 2011

Cobbished 

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.

Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.

Cobbished by thecampingtripmvp May 20, 2017

cobbissooloo 

Code word for dance

Let's Cobbissooloo

cobbissooloo by BAVOLLEYBALL April 18, 2018

Cobbitment 

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

Cobbitment by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018