ChubWard 

A awkward chubby

When your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag... simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. You do, but also get a semi... you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but shit just gets awkward! You're left with a ChubWard and a creeped out coworker. Expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!

ChubWard by ShubaDuba January 16, 2015

chubware 

1. technology that is not quite hardware and not quite software, but somewhere in between

2. a combination of software and hardware

Young businessperson: We should upgrade our systems not just with new hardware - I'm proposing a chubware solution for our company.

Old Businessperson: How hard will this proposed change be?

Young businessperson: Semi-hard

chubware by iancharcoal January 3, 2012

Eli Chubbard 

one who sleeps with incredibly chubby chubbard (chubby girls)

Did you go to that party last night? That was an Eli Chubbard party.

Eli Chubbard by jonnerwiththeXLboner September 8, 2020

chubtard

one who is obese or chubby, and looks like a mongaloid or "looks" like they have down syndrome. any person who eats puffy and or hot cheetos in excess. easily identified by dumb look on their face ALL THE TIME or orange or red fingers.

KID 1: That damn chubtard down the street keeps eating my kittens.
KID 2: how can you tell?
KID 1: cause the radioactive orange and fury shits he leaves my lawn every morning.

chubtard by el CHACAL January 1, 2009

chubbard

a chubby penis, short and fat

The man i slept with last night had a very unfortunate chubbard

chubbard by doyoubelieveinmiracles January 28, 2014

chubwad 

a fattie.

'"omg where the facck did my nugggets go ?"

"that chubwad chowed them all!"

chubwad by J catzzzz March 23, 2010