Christmas karl 

A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.

Tom was feeling generous on Christmas Day and gave his brother a Christmas karl.

Christmas karl by Bulba July 27, 2009

christian karl 

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick

Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

christian karl by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017

christmas karling 

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

christmas karling by tim March 21, 2005