Christmas TimeZ 

hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!

oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches

Christmas TimeZ by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004

christmas time 

A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.

6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.

christmas time by Feely7 December 26, 2011

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time 

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time by Robin February 6, 2005

Christmas Time 

The space time flux experienced during the 2 to 4 week prior to Christmas. For young children, time seems to slow down. For the parents of said children it seems to speed up.

Little Jimmy: 2 more weeks of Christmas Time, how can I wait that long?

Jimmy's Mom and Dad: Ahh! We only have 2 more weeks of Christmas time to buy all of toys for the kids!!

Christmas Time by AzureBlue November 23, 2009

.its.christmas.time_ 

a very good christmas account that has more than 1k followers!

i love the christmas account .its.christmas.time_ the content is so christmasy!

.its.christmas.time_ by skrtskrtvrooomvroom April 22, 2022

part time christian 

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).

At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.

part time christian by dfell December 10, 2008

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020