Chinese Junk

Any China made product that breaks easily or is cheaply made.

Kids toys, unworking TV's, broken electronics, Malfunctioning Cars

"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"

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chinese junk boat

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.

Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.

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“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”

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Strip of body between ass and balls.

“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”

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