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The act of having an argument in an automobile.
"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".
Cargument by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008
an argument over which route is the most efficient
*driver turns right*
passenger: WTF ARE YOU DOING?! everyone knows the freeway is quicker
driver: yeah that's why there's so much traffic on the freeway!
passenger: wtf! you're a dumbass, you should've gone on the freeway we're gonna be so late now
driver: i'm sick of always having a cargument with you on the way to parties, we're going home!!
cargument by moleynesh November 27, 2009
A milder form or prelude to road rage. Two cars alternately sounding horns at each other or drivers involved in arguing through open car windows, especially at traffic lights or roundabouts.
Just had a cargument with a guy at the traffic lights who cut in front of me, arsehole!!
cargument by sigma6 April 16, 2015
An argument between the driver of one car and the driver of another car. Carguments have been known to escalate into road rage.
Rolling down your window and yelling, "You idiot! What the fuck are you thinking?" is a typical cargument.
cargument by Scarlet518 January 16, 2008
An intense conversation in your car, normally but not exclusively involving your partner
Seriously, are we really going to get into this now?!? Do you really want a cargument right now???
Cargument by Syfaphonetic December 26, 2019

Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.
Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!
Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013