Carbage diet 

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

Carbage diet by cokemidget November 3, 2020

cabbage soup diet 

What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls

Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...

cabbage soup diet by Dangerous G April 12, 2004