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crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

Crackberry 

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.
Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.
Crackberry by Paul August 23, 2004

Mackberry 

using your Blackberry as your pimp-mobile.
Aka using your blackberry for any and all of your Player/Casanova needs
Guy 1: Dude, did you get that girl's number?

Guy 2: Yep, plugged it into the Mackberry.
Mackberry by M^AC April 13, 2009

Joshua Carberry 

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy
I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night
Joshua Carberry by geparto October 24, 2010

Hackberry Hammer 

The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.

Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.

A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5

cackleberry 

Cackleberry was a well used slang word for egg during the 1950s
How about a couple of boiled cackleberries for breakfast?
cackleberry by John Wisbey March 7, 2005