Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

Cabinet Man by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021

Cabinet Man Disorder 

Neil Cicirega disorder is when your toes are constantly bleeding onto your sneakers and other people's sneakers.

"I can see my blood on your sneakers! I'm sorry, I have Cabinet Man Disorder."

Cabinet Man Disorder by Bubbajoe57 June 11, 2022

cabinetmanwristwatch

A very concerning person however, this name is used as a compliment! It is usually used to describe how cool a person is.

Omg you're literally so cabinetmanwristwatch

cabinetmanwristwatch by plantthatsalive June 13, 2021

Cabinetmaker 

A job title used when referring to a position protected under a non-disclosure act.

Bill was a cabinetmaker in the navy

Cabinetmaker by Llewellyn87 January 5, 2021