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1. An upstanding league of hookers (hookas) living in the Capital District Area of New York. These hookers come fully equipped with a president, vice president, hookers in training (HIT), advanced hookers in training (AHIT), and their token pimp that gets no money but gets to wear flashy clothes, and a secret handshake/salute.

2. An expression used when upset. Short for "I'll Cut You".
1. The president of Cutchoo is one fine hooker!

2. Shut up or I'll Cutchoo!
CUTCHOO by gina November 26, 2003
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To sneeze on ones penis and use the resulting snot as a lubricant for the subsequent handjob. It can be done to yourself and/or to others.
My homie was feeling down, so I gave him a cubchoo
cubchoo by smuthsmuth January 12, 2021

catchoo, catchoos 

Urban Net abbreviation for "catch you(s) later(s)"
Aite G, me outta ere, catchoos l8r!
catchoo, catchoos by Bruce Lee April 19, 2005
The point where the male ejaculates in the mouth of a girl and she sneezes and the cum runs out of her nose.
nikkie was giving ian head then she cumchooed all over his dick.
Cutchogue is a small town on the North Fork of Long Island. In reality it's prabably not even a town, more like a village. It is home to an elementry school, but after that students must attend high school in the next town/village over, called Mattitcuk. You may want to refer to the definition on Mattituck, because they are esentially the same dull place. The only exception is that Cutchogue is not home to The Strawberry Festival (Which is the sister town Mattituck's only event throughout the whole year). The people here are generally nice people, but many are redneck types. It really can't be helped in a town like this, there's nothing to do which leaves many to tending to the crops or mudding (driving thru piles of mud in feilds, for reasons unknown) in pickup trucks, dirt bikes, or other ATVs. There's really nothing to do here in Cutchogue, which brings me to the reason why im bothering to write this deffinition. I am writing this as a warning. Do not come to Cutchogue and/or mattituck for any period of time over a day or two. Heed this warning, and you shall be spared. Disregard it, and you will surely perish in a manner far more gruesome than you have ever imagined...
Example 1:

Cutchogue Teenager 1: hey whatcha doin?

Cutchogue Teenager 2: nuthin, u?

Cutchogue Teenager 1: nuthin, wanna do somethin?

Cutchogue Teenager 2: like wut?

Cutchogue Teenager 1: ...shit. there's absolutly nothing to do.

Cutchogue Teenager 2: maybe go to the movies in Mattituck?

Cutchogue Teenager 1: nothin good playin.

Cutchogue Teenager 2: sonofabitch...

Example 2:

Redneck Teenager 1: WE'RE GOIN MUDDIN' BITCHEZ!

Redneck Teenager 2: WOOOOOO! YYYEA!

Pickup Truck: VROOM! VROOM!
Cutchogue by The Wise Cutchogian September 21, 2010
Urban Net abbreviation for "catch you"
Aite G, me outta ere, catchoo l8r!

or catchoos l8rs
catchoo by Bruce Lee April 21, 2005

Coo coo cotchoo malu

When your really active and someone says you’re coo coo cotchoo malu
You’re really coo coo cotchoo malu