Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.

Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that

Bump fist by play dO August 7, 2019

Ukraine fist bump 

A shot of vodka and a bump of cocaine

Let's have a Ukraine fist bump boys

Ukraine fist bump by Shamelesst December 9, 2017

fist bump 

fist bump

when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and bump each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying hello, what's up,
keep up the good work,

see bump me

fist bump

fist bump by blthrskt October 27, 2009

Fist Bump 

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper

On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again

Fist Bump by Roobeer September 27, 2020

Fist Bump 

a band-aid for the soul

“yo you should tell the teacher that Johnny was beating the crap out of you”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”

Fist Bump by mr.meosfavstudent October 15, 2018

Aztec Fist Bump 

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

Aztec Fist Bump by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

fist bump 

An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.

Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"

Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"

fist bump by thesivart July 5, 2008