Brown Butter 

1. The actual lubricant, that creates the sliding sensation when you walk, in an exceptionally greasy ass crack.

2. Feces with the consistency of 78 degree butter or pudding.

Dude do you have a napkin? I think I have some brown butter and need to do a butt check.

I just farted and think I have some brown butter; I'll be right back.

Brown Butter by littlebuddysd October 30, 2010

Brown Butter Baptism 

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

Brown Butter Baptism by 13.9 March 21, 2022

brown the butter 

when ur cock got shiet on it

I have brown the butter

brown the butter by Extendedmeme October 15, 2020

Butter me Brown 

A term used to describe when someone receives fecal matter (usually in liquid form) on their genitals or panniculus during or after anal sex.

Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.

"Hey babe I hope you 'butter me brown' tonight"

"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"

Butter me Brown by Spicy Pudding August 18, 2025

Brown ButterFly 

It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus

Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.

Brown ButterFly by R2RO April 25, 2013

brown batter 

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

brown batter by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Brown Butterfly 

When you've taken a messy dump and look at the first wipe.

The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.

You're a goddamn brown butterfly!

Brown Butterfly by Dnice456 April 23, 2017