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Broke Hogan 

A synonym for "broke dick" and implies being a loser. Also may refer in a round-about way to Hulk Hogan, because that fool has gotta be broke by now. Term originated in San Diego around the year 2000 to the best of this author's knowledge.
I ain't goin' nowhere tonight man, I'm a Broke Hogan. I'll just stay home and watch some Wrestlemania or Suburban Commando instead.
Broke Hogan by Smoothio February 3, 2007
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brooke hogan 

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan
brooke hogan by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

Brooke Hogan 

Brooke Hogan couldn't make decent music her way out of a paper bag if her life depended on it.
Brooke Hogan sucks at singing.
Brooke Hogan by asdf69 September 28, 2007

Brooke Hogan 

a wannabe "singer"; daughter of gay ass hulk hogan; used to live in Bellair,Fl now lives in Miami, Fl. She has a really bad single out now with paul wall.
random girl: OMG!! is that brooke hogan?
me: shut yo ugly ass up, she can't sing worth shit
random girl: but she's rich
me: *thinking* true dat!
both of us: HOLY SHIT it's brooke hogan!AHHHHHHHHH!!
can we have a hug plez?

*the above dialouge is only for comic relief*
Brooke Hogan by st.pete-gurl August 28, 2006

Brooke Hogan 

A very fine woman who gives new meaning to the phrase 'baby got back'.
Dayyyyyaaammmmnnn, that Brooke Hogan chick got back!
Brooke Hogan by TomsRiverNJ December 29, 2007