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Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

brocery shopping 

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.
"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"
masculine grocery items such as beer, frozen pizza, and Doritos.
Brocery by Darka The Titan March 12, 2012

brocery shopping 

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.
"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.
Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!
Brocery List by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011

Brocery Shopping 

The act of shopping for groceries with your bros
Brocery Shopping by Ajay2529 May 26, 2015