Briar Patch 

The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.

Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.

Briar Patch by Leroy Finnegan June 1, 2018

Briar Patch 

Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.

Mike: Sick shit dude, you need to shave your Briar Patch!
Scott: I can't reach it, I'm too fat!

Briar Patch by albundy1234 July 24, 2010

Briar Patch 

A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.

Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.

"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."

Briar Patch by Sinister_Methods December 19, 2009

briar patch 

the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums

Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch

briar patch by bob hastle February 20, 2005

Sarasota Briar Patch 

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

Sarasota Briar Patch by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH 

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

Briar Patching 

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

Briar Patching by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022