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bosten red sock

the bosten red sock is when having anal sex with a women you stick the penis in the anus without any lube and in the out stroke the inner linning of the anus retracts around the penis there for looking like a red sock !
carl was fucking erin from behind when he decided to slip it in her ass without lube and finding he soon had a bosten red sock on his penis !

Bosten Whaler 

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.
dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

bosten red sox 

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.
I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.
bosten red sox by s1m October 24, 2013

bosten crab 

throwing someone to the ground, then head butting them in the crotch.
aww shit billy just bosten crabed joe
bosten crab by Cody "jebus" G. January 12, 2008

Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016