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boobement 

That dynamic, unique, juggling, complex motion of boobs as a woman jumps, jogs, or walks. The word saves people from saying 'movement of boobs', a rather awkward phrase that usually needs awkward hand motion to get your point across in public.
ex)
A: Do you remember the boobement of Angelina Jolie at the end of Tomb Raider?
B: Yeah, but I personally think the boobement of Pamela on Baywatch had more impact on the general audience.
boobement by CatExpert December 4, 2013

boozemaster 

The man with the plan. The guy in charge of the alcohol
Guy 1 - What kind of vodlka are we getting?

Guy 2 - I don't know ask Joe, he's the boozemaster
boozemaster by LaLunaLoca May 26, 2010

Boozeconfused 

A profound intoxication that brings with it an unparalleled mental and physical confusion. This state is usually assoicatied with extreme close talking, midsentence forgetfulness, stumbling, and excessive leaning to the left.

Saying and doing things ( including performing acts ) that you would never do if you were sober.
I was so boozeconfused last night that I tried to pick up my own girlfriend at the bar and she shut me down.

My buddy was so boozeconfused at the strip club last night he though we were at the petting zoo that got us all kicked out.
Boozeconfused by TYRENNE May 26, 2009
The most boring, uncultured, ghetto, while at the same time redneck, little town known to mankind that doesn't deserve to call itself Texas, because it has absolutely nothing to do with Texas culture and might as well be Louisiana.

Also has the worst school system in the country, which isn't saying much, considering that American public schools suck anyway.
"I'm sick of Beaumont ISD canceling all the gifted programs and discriminating against white people."

"Yea, let's move to Lumberton, I'm sick of Boremont."
Boremont by Crank Dat Lion KIng December 11, 2007

Boogemonkey 

(N) A buzzkill, or an asshole
(V) to act like a retard
1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"

Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"

2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"

Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
Boogemonkey by N00berson McGee September 6, 2010
A basement, usually in a dorm, that has a lot of alcohol involved with it or in it.
"Dude that party was awesome but not as good at the one in John's boozement"
Boozement by Mike-De-Dike March 17, 2010