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bong about it 

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.
My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."

let's all just get a bong and toke about it 

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
When you make a water bottle into a bong.
Timmy couldn't afford a real bong or pipe or piece so he had to make a bongity.
bongity by Jon McStoneson September 7, 2007