Blue ton 

The approximate weight of a fat-ass blue whale

(This word has been used in my family so much but turns out it doesn’t exist so I’m putting it on here)

You’re mom so fat she weighs a blue ton

Blue ton by A_Jill_thing_2_say August 23, 2020

Blue Tony

When a male busts with such propulsion that, a blue blood vessel remains perminantly visible on the head of his hog

That hoe sucked the soul outta me, I busted so hard, she game me a Blue Tony

Blue Tony by Vic Vinegar jr October 21, 2020

blue tongue skink 

Blue-tongued skinks are the genus Tiliqua, which contains some of the largest members of the skink family (Scincidae). They are called commonly blue-tongued lizards in Australia, where true lizards (Lacertidae do not naturally occur. As suggested by these common names, its distinguishing characteristic is a blue tongue.

Did you know that the tongues of blue tongue skinks aren't venomous or even poisonous?

blue tongue skink by Aiwen September 23, 2007

Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.

Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it

Blue tongue lizard by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019

blue tongue craving 

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

blue tongue craving by ameliaig February 26, 2021

blue tongue

the result of eating out a person with blue waffle.

ew this one chick had blue waffle now i got blue tongue.. gross. but i work it.

blue tongue by dirty piss head October 30, 2010

Blue Tongue

When you drop the last bite of a good meal right before it enters your mouth.

Man, I dropped my pumpkin pie ice cream. I’m gonna get blue tongue now!

Blue Tongue by SaranRap September 2, 2019