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Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good

Bloody Blumkin Mary 

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!
Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.
Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!
Blood Blumpkin by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025