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Blojaphobia

This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.
Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...
Blojaphobia by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012
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blowjophobia 

An irrational or uncontrollable fear of receiving oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, Cindy wanted to go down on me last night but I chickened out.

Guy 2: How do you chicken out of getting a blowjob? You must suffer from blowjophobia.
blowjophobia by PoisonousYake September 16, 2009

Bronaphobia 

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.
Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"
Bronaphobia by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011

blowphobia 

The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product and emits hot air.
Tom screams at night when his wife uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia.
blowphobia by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009

Blocophobia

Ford had blocophobia and as soon as he saw my epic minecraft house, he sadly passed away
Blocophobia is getting fear or scared from blocks
Blocophobia by Brents Servant September 2, 2022

Bloxophobia 

The fear of Roblox, mainly effect teens to adults
Hey dude, want to play some Roblox?
NO! It's too scary!
How?
I have Bloxophobia!
Bloxophobia by Dm1 November 7, 2017

Bloonphobia

Having Cancerous Gameplay, or fear of loosing rounds, or A.B.R and Half Cash.
Example 1-
I.S.A.B Viewer: Yo Big Plane why are you trying to BB that map again i am having Bloonphobia
Example 2-
Viewer A: Tewity's Gameplay gives me Bloonphobia
Viewer B: Well, i mean, he had Covid-19
Viewer A: Explains a lot

(no offense to covid-19 victims, only criticism towards Tewity)
Example 3-
Viewer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA C.H.I.M.P.S MODE GIVES ME Bloonphobia
Player: Yes, we know
Bloonphobia by Tisisrealnow July 26, 2020