Bleested 

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

Bleested by Joe April 29, 2004

bleeted 

feelin real irie mon

Feeling righteously bleeted and alive in the present moment, generally in a state of complete and utter contentment

bleeted by tall-rude-bwoy July 14, 2009

bleester

To show up after the work, job or occasion is already over, thus "conveintly" avoiding the situation.

That Bleester, Corey showed up to help us move after all the furnature was already done.

bleester by Norplas March 23, 2004

Blaested 

adj; to be blazed and wasted.

This morning after that handle and fat face blunt I was totally blaested.

Blaested by Yo fuck you mang August 24, 2010

Bleesed 

The alternate, yet still correct, version of the word "blessed". Typically used by a certain cute Chinese girl who also likes to make up weird abbreviations, calls dogs cats, very knowledgeable about tea, very well travelled and likes to eat chicken.

"bleesed and free"

Bleesed by noodlesoup4life May 23, 2023