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Black Belt 

Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."

(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
Black Belt by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004
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Black belt 

One of the highest ranks one can achieve in a martial arts.
"Wow, you're a black belt? Better not fight you then."
Black belt by Churchy C August 26, 2021

Black Belt 

When a white male achieves a nigger cock
Don't mess with Dian he's a black belt
Black Belt by Bossy boy January 3, 2017

Black Belt 

When you finally become a black belt you graduated the entry exam to practice the real stuff so now your martial arts gi like karate gi will go up in color too like black belt did. The top gi is your upper body level ranking and the bottom pants gi is for your waist down power ranking and mastery. Red being the highest ranking. Bright deep blood red , to signify how deadly you are that all enemies will beware of you. It’s above black belt color etc. red is the color of Gods.
Black belt is just the beginning

black belt in sucking dick 

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

black belt in sucking dick 

Girl that wears a choker.
*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"

Black Belt Syndrome 

A chronic condition involving extreme attraction to a black belt in any martial art. Documented cases have all been among females, but in theory males can also fall victim.
She seems to be making her way through the front row. She must have black belt syndrome!