Birchum 

A redneck staff officer with a rather egg-ly shaped head. expelled from FAA for association with the white arian race.

Birchum, I dont know how to break this to you but you got an egg shaped head.

Birchum by Windows 98 cardboard edition January 14, 2005

birchum 

same thing as bitch, just more playful.

birchum by etchasketch October 25, 2003

Mr. Birchum 

An awful anti-woke animation by The Daily Wire that claims to try to be as offensive as possible, but fails at that. The main character, the eponymous Mr. Birchum, is a mouthpiece for the right-wing writers. The woke strawman, who we’re supposed to disagree with, ends up being in the right in most scenarios. Only people with no talent surrounded by yes-men could’ve screwed this up.

Person #1: Why don’t we watch “Mr. Birchum”?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?

Mr. Birchum by anonymous July 22, 2024

Birchmen

Supposedly mythical creatures from Mastodon's album 'Blood Mountian'.
Apparently, there's a colony of them.

Check it out, it's a colony of birchmen.

Birchmen by Izaak June 26, 2008

Birchmont 

1. A home away from home

2. Where best friends gather

3. A place I love!

"There are no strangers within...
Only friends waiting to be met...
Welcome"

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

Birchmont by pcb lovr November 8, 2009

bitchum 

Some affectionate use of the word bitch, also implying some pejorative interest in that person.

What's up, bitchum, how goes your dildo stroking?

bitchum by Diablul September 22, 2007

birchmont 

1. A home away from home
2. Where best friends gather
3. A place I love!

OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!

birchmont by pcb lovr November 7, 2009