An overweighthomosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.
GET BILLZONED
YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME ON HER CELLPHONE (HELLO?)
SHE GOT MY VOICE AS A RING TONE
SK-SKELETON KING ON A BIG THRONE
THESE MUPPETS GOT SENT TO THE O-ZONE
(YEAH)
MARRIED THE GRIND YOU’VE BEEN FRIENDZONED (MEOW)
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