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Canada, Ontario:
Barrie is a rural area, about 90 km North of Toronto. There are many bars, homeless people, old people, miners, great views, quiet spots, white people, and semi-attractive girls.

It has an interesting blend of liveliness, solitude, and community.Barrie would be considered busy to someone from a town, and peaceful to someone from a city.
Toronto Citizen: Barrie? You mean Hicksville?

Keswick Citizen: No, Barrie, the crazy busy place!

Chinese Guy: dey awwwwl wiet, why dey no chinees peepole?

Markham White Guy: Sounds nice.
Barrie by cheese132 October 31, 2011
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A city in central Ontario populated mainly by white, christian, married, straight, vanilla folk.
Barrie by terminalboredom May 24, 2008
A cheater with a tiny willy. Says Bab alot and is annoying as fuck.
Here comes Barrie with his tiny willy
Barrie by SEAMRMAAH0518 May 20, 2020
A city located about 45 minutes north of Tornto, Ontario. It is located on Kempenfelt Bay and thus plays host to to the Kempenfest Arts and Crafts Festival each year. A wonderful place to live, since it is a close-knit community proud of its history, sports, and culture.

Barrie hosted Live 8 2005 in their Park Place (formerly Molson Park).
We should visit Barrie this weekend; I hear there's a new exhibit at the MacLaren Arts Center located in Barrie's bustling down town area.
Barrie by Miss_Virginie_Avegno July 12, 2006
A boring place in Ontario Canada filled with white,homeless, crackhead looking people. Lots of people here play hockey. The only good thing is the lake. Contrary to popular belief , there are actually black people here slowly coming. If you like a quiet place with nice people then this is the place for you. Houses here are pretty expensive
Person 1:Where u from?
Person 2:Barrie
Person 1:Where is that?
Person 2:a small town not too far from Toronto.
Person 1:wow,sounds white
Barrie by KoSwae lee February 2, 2019
barrie ontario is the dopest city there is filled with og's and gangsta's and nothin but playaz
barrie by gil smith July 27, 2006
a super amazing person who is amazingly sexy and has a very tall boyfriend who likes to act like a monkey. She is the bestest friend in the world. She also loves red skittles and music. She makes bracelets in her spare time and is rarely seen without her camera.
Dude have you seen that barrie girl? shes pretty awesome.
Barrie by xBarrithx April 23, 2009