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Ballance 

My god that kid had the chin of Alex Ballance
Ballance by Alex Ballance May 15, 2022

Ossian Ballance Beer 

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.
Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

this life no balance at all 

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.
Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.