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Brokey-Balboa 

Someone who does not have any money to do anything....
Hey man whats the plans for the weekend?
Nothing man no money I'm Brokey-Balboa...I cant do shit!!
Brokey-Balboa by AdbRoot February 4, 2013

Rocky Balboa high

When one tokes oneself into a stupor much like that of rocky balboa after he endures rigorous rounds of boxing. The condition can be identified by the following symptoms: slurred speech, uncontrolled rolling of the eyes, and stroke-like facial expressions.
Veterans of this occurrence may refer to this phenomenon as "Rocky Balb" and may shout such phrases as "Cut me boss, I cant see!"
"ooohh abura behder pass huuuu bong."
"I wish you wouldnt get rocky balboa high all the time."

Bloody Balboa 

The act of digitally massaging a women's "G" Spot while simultaneously licking and flicking her clitoris or "speed bag" while she's menstruating.

There are variations to this maneuver:
1) A "Bloody Balboa" with a south paw would be to add ones finger(s) into the rectum during the act.
2) A "Balboa" would be a "Bloody Balboa" minus a women's monthly cycle. This was originally introduced due to the fact that it was performed on the steps of the Philly art musuem on a 70 yr. old lady who was well past her prime.
3) A "Bloody Balboa" vs. "Mr. T" would be performing the "Bloody Balboa" with a female who is heavily pierced in the vaginal region.
After removing her tampon, Johny gave Mary Sue a Bloody Balboa. Johny was going for the knock-out and finished her off with a South Paw.
Balboa is a surname of Galician origin. It was originally a place name derived from the Latin "vallis bona", meaning "pleasant valley."

It's also the name of Panama's currency after the 15th century conquistador, Vasco Núñez de Balboa.
Contrary to popular belief, Balboa has nothing to do with Italy.
Balboa by asphycsia March 7, 2012

Nutty Balboa 

When you teabag someone and punch them in the face.
I gave my girlfriend a Nutty Balboa last night.

Rocky Balboa 

Verb- A sexual term. This move is used when the "shocker" (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and the "spocker" (2 in the pink 2 in the stink) just dont cut it. To perform such a move, one must clench both hands into fists and place one in the pink and one in the stink of a female and thrust to the beat of the song "Eye of the Tiger". An optional enhancement is to scream "ADRIAN!!!" while thrusting to evoke an orgasm.
Ed: "hey man ive tried everything with my girl but it just doesnt seem to work anymore...i think shes gotten too used to all of my moves...what should i do?"

Joe: "have you tried the Rocky Balboa? I did it to patty and she had to wear a diaper for a month. She still begged for it that whole month cause it was that good."

Ed: "sounds painful..."

Joe: "thats what she said. then she tried it. no going back."
Rocky Balboa by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009