1. A millenial raised to believe he is capable and successful despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
2. A momma's boy who wears pants too large, and ALWAYS has a red shirt handy
3. Date raper of socks.
4. Someone willing to take advantage of techical loopholes to save money on car insurance.
5. AKA John
6. AKA Rübèn
Nevertouch a sock that belongs to Bakalon, it has DNA in it.