Bad Hand 

Bad Hand. Thought to have originally stemmed from the phrase "Dealt a bad hand".

Now commonly used to mock ones downfall or misfortune.

Boon: That stupid meat head just fell over and broke his arm

Rymer: Bad Hand.

or

Boon: I'm Jewish, don't ya know?

Kev: Bad Hand. WHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bad Hand by The-Shield September 22, 2004

bad hand-cam co-ordination 

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc

oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

bad hand-cam co-ordination by anon9991 May 7, 2011

Bad Bitch hand 

when a girl takes a picture, and they have the camera in one hand and they have that other hand up around 3 inches away from their face balled up, usually showing their nails and their thumb pointed up... Normally done by a "Bad Bitch"

Dang that girl got a "bad bitch hand" in all her pictures

Bad Bitch hand by kidoneder December 31, 2010

Bad Handball 

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply

Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Bad Handball by goflb June 28, 2009

bad handjob 

n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected

-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.

bad handjob by futz! October 23, 2008