Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

Bacon Dick by Jemnon March 21, 2012

bacon dick

(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. A penis made of bacon.
2. The life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.

When the cat's away, the mice will talk about bacon dick.

bacon dick by Hot Hamwater November 13, 2011

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

bacon dick by meatballeater December 15, 2017

bacon dick

When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.

Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!

bacon dick by raziel bloodfang November 7, 2010

Bacon Dick

The description of a male who has sex with larger, pig-like women/men. The women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.

Example 1:
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."

Example 2:

Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."

Bacon Dick by SalivatingAlpacas January 4, 2015

bacon strip dick 

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt

Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

bacon strip dick by bacon strip fo life January 17, 2011

Baron Von Dicklips

Baron Von Dicklips means a male cock-sucker.

Be sure to include your name or the name you want us to refer to you as or I'll be in charge of naming you, and I don't think you want that, Baron Von Dicklips.

Baron Von Dicklips by Mi Perro December 3, 2011